Reclamation Warrior Gifts

The Great Out-doors

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

"He was furiously reading the Bible before he died." "Looking for loopholes."

"Would it kill you to compost?"

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

"I was saying a silent prayer, but I must have dozed off and talked in my sleep."

Monk Prompt

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

The household cavalry

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

"Are our prayers answered whether we have an iphone or an android?"

'I'm just going to say my prayers. Any requests?'

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

"When I got laid off, the corporation enlisted me in the army."

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

For sale

The West Stealing the Resources of the East.

'What's the difference? It was a man-made lake in the first place.'

We need an eco project that actually changes things. Ha! Good luck. Eco-club. Hey! We cut the school's use of plastic bottles 50% from last fall. Ahem. This year I feel 50% guiltier.

"...And it's a lot faster than a divorce!"

"Don't get me wrong. I think it's great that Barbara decided she wanted to start exercising more after her surgery."

"I dunno...ask him."

Recycle or ruin the planet?

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.