Clean-up Crusader Pillows

"Can't make the conference call..."

"I'm beginning to suspect this may not be anything so dignified as an attack."

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

Ironing day.

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

"I told you to wash the car, but no..."

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

The household cavalry

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

Global Warming.

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

"It would kill him to run a vacuum?"

Fumes from furniture

Dr. Unzimer's mother appears... "Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

A not-so-happy God, with the Humans, sticking an Eviction Notice to the Earth

"Wash your hands after handling these, Miss Utley -- They're toxic securities."

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

'I don't care if you're wearing them again tomorrow, just put your clothes away!'

"I don't know how this ends. . ."

An anglerfish lights up rubbish at the bottom of the ocean

'We've got a personal hygiene foul! Number 70!... Fifteen yards!!'

Cleaning Lockers.

HS2 time bomb...

'Drat - the water purifier is on backwards.'