Earth Detective Prints

Stratigraphy

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Wildlife

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

The interested bystanders.

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

Evolution.

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

It's not a bad planet -- Their talk shows make it seem a lot worse than it is.

Nuclear waste.

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

Newton's Law and Order.

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

These upside-down tomato planters simplify everything. But, dad. Mother nature wants plants to grow upwards. Sez who?

'But we spend all our money creating toxic waste. We were hoping someone else would figure out how to detoxify it.'

Evolution.

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

"Man, they can't do anything right. Half the countries are underdeveloped. The other half are overdeveloped."

"You're going to have to repeat the class for the third time because you miss so much during your Friday strikes...What's going to become of you?"

'Yes, as dodos, we can't fly, but if we could only learn to climb trees, we would be safe from predators...'

"The earth's core changed directions."

It's only a can of mace. If you don't learn to stop overreacting, we'll never fit in.

The Hummingbird

"The government is going to fight climate change by rearranging the deckchairs on the iceberg."

COP26 GLASGOW

"Is that all you got? Hah! Not even close!"

"Another fly-over planet."

I see you've caught my honey robber.'

COP26

The UN Forest. . . after its latest 3000 page climate report is released.

"What you smell son is called a cigarette: A sure sign that humans are around and we should flee..."

Elephant Tracks.