Nature Detective Prints

"What have you done with Dr. Millmoss?"

Elephant Tracks.

'I don't see anything like it in the bird book...maybe it will come back and we can get a closer look at it!'

Birdwatchers don't notice birds stealing their sandwiches.

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

"Of course nobody knows exactly why they beach themselves."

'Did you hear a twig snap?'

Wildlife

Sardines swim in the form of a huge shark.

'No wonder our rifles aren't effective! The deer are wearing bullet proof vests.'

Elephants the world over inflate themselves....

"What you smell son is called a cigarette: A sure sign that humans are around and we should flee..."

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

Who does he think he's kidding?

"Try here!"

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

Cuckoo from Nest Box

'It is no laughing matter Officer, it was highway robbery: They stole my dung ball!'

'Yes Sarge - looks like another carbon footprint'

Reporter #2: plant.

'I've got a frog in my throat. . . heh, heh!'

I see you've caught my honey robber.'

'He's a plant. Those brown shoes are a dead giveaway.'

Funky Facts: A slug has no teeth, 2 teeth or over 25,000 teeth?

"Don't mind me... I'm just browsing."

"Great location. Let's check it out."

"It was definitely the rake."

The Hummingbird

"All the ticks I removed over my summer vacation,' by Robbie Butler..."

"There aren't too many things more unsettling than discovering an old mattress in the woods. So creepy." "It's like a cold case crime podcast waiting to happen... Let's get outta here!"

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

The interested bystanders.

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

Evolution.