Outdoor Detective Prints

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

Camp Games

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Wildlife

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Fly Football

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Snow flake

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

The interested bystanders.

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Butterflies

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Fish hunting for men.

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

"Trail mix?"

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

The Golfing Accident

...the all-terrain skateboard.

Pointing.

Evolution.

Rock - see you in a million years!

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'