Outdoor Detective Mugs

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

Camp Games

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Wildlife

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Fly Football

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

Snow flake

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Butterflies

The interested bystanders.

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Fish hunting for men.

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

The Golfing Accident

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

...the all-terrain skateboard.

"Trail mix?"

Pointing.

Evolution.

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

"Don't even think about it."