Wannabe Outdoors Detectives Mugs

Camp Security we'd like to see

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

Wildlife

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

New Guy.

A boy acting suspiciously

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

Clive couldn't work out who was stealing office equipment...

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

"What are you in for?"

'I see you have been mopping the floor while I was out. Are you doing this to be nice or disposing of evidence?'

I see you've caught my honey robber.'

"Oh, I'm sorry, did I ruin it for you by saying it was the butler who did it? Such a good book..."

The Hummingbird

"The bailouts are nice but my retirement remains finding drugs that washed up on the beach."

"What you smell son is called a cigarette: A sure sign that humans are around and we should flee..."

Elephant Tracks.

"Of course nobody knows exactly why they beach themselves."

"All the ticks I removed over my summer vacation,' by Robbie Butler..."

"Hi Honey, I'm Holmes"

"Great location. Let's check it out."

'Now that WE'VE found the secret message we will respond by not telling anyone.'

Sardines swim in the form of a huge shark.

'Yes Sarge - looks like another carbon footprint'

'I don't see anything like it in the bird book...maybe it will come back and we can get a closer look at it!'

'I've got a frog in my throat. . . heh, heh!'