Detective Of The Earth Gifts

"Since you developed an interest in buried treasure, the dog has gotten into it too!"

Wildlife

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

The interested bystanders.

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

Evolution.

Stratigraphy

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

Unsafe Drain Covers!

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

Formula.

'I wasn't going to destroy their country until they introduced me to the cast of 'Jersey Shore'.'

Dark Clouds

"Man, they can't do anything right. Half the countries are underdeveloped. The other half are overdeveloped."

"But the weather looks great for the rest of the week."

The Hummingbird

"The earth's core changed directions."

It's only a can of mace. If you don't learn to stop overreacting, we'll never fit in.

"Is that all you got? Hah! Not even close!"

"Another fly-over planet."

I see you've caught my honey robber.'

"What you smell son is called a cigarette: A sure sign that humans are around and we should flee..."

"So in other words, we're hoping to discover what makes the nitty, gritty."

Elephant Tracks.

'Take a look at this everyone - it just could be the signature we've been looking for.'

"Of course nobody knows exactly why they beach themselves."

'Here, we've unearthed a layer of granite, a layer of calcite, and a layer of erudite.'

Healing the Earth

"Should't we have a better backup system in case our monitoring equipment goes down than a bowl of jello?"

'Yes Sarge - looks like another carbon footprint'