Detective Of The Earth T-Shirts

"Since you developed an interest in buried treasure, the dog has gotten into it too!"

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Wildlife

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

The interested bystanders.

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

Evolution.

It's not a bad planet -- Their talk shows make it seem a lot worse than it is.

Stratigraphy

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

These upside-down tomato planters simplify everything. But, dad. Mother nature wants plants to grow upwards. Sez who?

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

Unsafe Drain Covers!

Formula.

Dark Clouds

'I wasn't going to destroy their country until they introduced me to the cast of 'Jersey Shore'.'

"Man, they can't do anything right. Half the countries are underdeveloped. The other half are overdeveloped."

"But the weather looks great for the rest of the week."

"Is that all you got? Hah! Not even close!"

"Another fly-over planet."

The Hummingbird

"What you smell son is called a cigarette: A sure sign that humans are around and we should flee..."

It's only a can of mace. If you don't learn to stop overreacting, we'll never fit in.

I see you've caught my honey robber.'

"The earth's core changed directions."

"So in other words, we're hoping to discover what makes the nitty, gritty."

Elephant Tracks.

'Take a look at this everyone - it just could be the signature we've been looking for.'

'Here, we've unearthed a layer of granite, a layer of calcite, and a layer of erudite.'

"Of course nobody knows exactly why they beach themselves."

Google Earth, Google Peet

"All the ticks I removed over my summer vacation,' by Robbie Butler..."

Healing the Earth