Infrastructure Detective Gifts

"There's a red light at the end of the tunnel."

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

Alternative Medicine

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

"..Your analysis and medication would be perfect if you were a goat."

'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

The new Physics

Says here the Navy's going to be patrolling the South China Sea. It could spark a history-changing war. Google tells me the last time a Naval conflict changed history, it was the Battle of Midway. You were alive at that time. How awesome was it to already be ancient when Midway happened? I never expected a question like that from a prepubescent stooge like you. Was it as awesome as when you saw Cleopatra lose at the Battle of Actium? I see you're bringing Google's a-game today.

"Neversource"

HUAWEI 5G

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

"Is it me, or are these potholes getting worse?"

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

Third Option

"I only told a few friends."

'Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.'

"Buildings are falling down, roads are crumbling, fuel supplies are hacker. We break for an ad for drugs that will get you through it."

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

US Infrastructure Deteriorating

HS2 time bomb...

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

Small Government Is Here

"If this is secret information the government doesn't want us to know, how come we can read about it on facebook?"

I'd like a second opinion on your self-diagnosis - So a random guy from the waiting room is googling your symptoms.

"Yes, I'm a superhero. I'm not attractive, muscular or charming because I work in the 'cyber crimes' division."

Spam traps on mobiles

"They'll never guess how we stole their data."

Heavy Traffic.

Do not pass.