Infrastructure Detective T-Shirts

"There's a red light at the end of the tunnel."

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

Alternative Medicine

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

"..Your analysis and medication would be perfect if you were a goat."

'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'

The new Physics

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

"Neversource"

HUAWEI 5G

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

"Is it me, or are these potholes getting worse?"

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

"Buildings are falling down, roads are crumbling, fuel supplies are hacker. We break for an ad for drugs that will get you through it."

"I only told a few friends."

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

'Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.'

US Infrastructure Deteriorating

"If this is secret information the government doesn't want us to know, how come we can read about it on facebook?"

"Yes, I'm a superhero. I'm not attractive, muscular or charming because I work in the 'cyber crimes' division."

"They'll never guess how we stole their data."

Spam traps on mobiles

HS2 time bomb...

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

Heavy Traffic.

No Infrastructure Next 50 Miles

"The tweet you posted last night struck a chord around the world, united all factions, and basically altered the course of humanity."