Industry Detective Gifts

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

'Greenspan said today the alert staus for the possible interest rate has been reduced from orange to yellow.'

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.

'If nobody has any money, where did it all go?'

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

The United States' economy deflating.

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

"The camera is mounted on your desk for a reason. There's been some paperclips missing, and we think you're the culprit."

Euro Bomb

R. Jones: Investment Advisor - Out Chasing Yield

Have you seen my money?

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

'Harlow, do you wnat to be part of the problem or part of the coverup?'

'I hate it when EVERYONE is a whistle blower.'

"Find out who put a 100 dollar bill in the suggestion box. This person has potential!"

"Arrr! I'm a product piracy victim! Someone sold me a faked parrot!"

The turbulent euro.

Processed foods, unprocessed foods.

'Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill.'

'It appears that 'reduced fat' means high fat, 'lo-fat' means plenty of fat, and 'fat-free' means some fat.'

"Timmy discovers the Island of Lost Logos."

'I just asked if you were finding everything alright. I never said I worked here.'

'Okay, here's how your contributor's brand new machine works! Now give me my money!'

Cubans against annexation to the USA

Grim Reaper walks through an urban environment wearing a gas mask.

"No one knows what he does, but it's rumored that he's the guy who sets global oil prices."

'I can't understand why nobody ever goes wit my investment ideas.'