Industry Detective Gifts

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

'Greenspan said today the alert staus for the possible interest rate has been reduced from orange to yellow.'

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.

'If nobody has any money, where did it all go?'

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

The United States' economy deflating.

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

"The camera is mounted on your desk for a reason. There's been some paperclips missing, and we think you're the culprit."

Euro Bomb

R. Jones: Investment Advisor - Out Chasing Yield

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

Have you seen my money?

'Harlow, do you wnat to be part of the problem or part of the coverup?'

Made redundant from Honda please help

"Find out who put a 100 dollar bill in the suggestion box. This person has potential!"

Pandora Papers

'I hate it when EVERYONE is a whistle blower.'

It says, "In lieu of gifts, please consider a donation to the automaker of your choice." Invite!

The turbulent euro.

"Arrr! I'm a product piracy victim! Someone sold me a faked parrot!"

I spy with my little eye in the sky …

Processed foods, unprocessed foods.

'Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill.'

'It appears that 'reduced fat' means high fat, 'lo-fat' means plenty of fat, and 'fat-free' means some fat.'

'I just asked if you were finding everything alright. I never said I worked here.'

Grim Reaper walks through an urban environment wearing a gas mask.

Bailout for General Motors.

"Timmy discovers the Island of Lost Logos."

'Okay, here's how your contributor's brand new machine works! Now give me my money!'

Cubans against annexation to the USA

"No one knows what he does, but it's rumored that he's the guy who sets global oil prices."