Energy Consultant Gifts

"It dries the washing using the very latest technology - a combination of solar and wind power."

'This is our consultant on geothermal energy.'

'Rising energy costs have forced us to turn off the light at the end of the tunnel.'

Windfall in oil.

'Can you believe it? Since we installed our wood-burning stove, we've spent next to nothing on heating oil.'

'He's our power hitter - but only on sunny days.'

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

Energy Saving Conference.

Oil price - 'Yeah, c'mon! Do us a favour and let it fly! The higher, the better!'

"Ned always naps more soundly when he's selling power back to the grid."

"If every house had one of these, we could od away with all nuclear and fossil fuels!"

"I kind of regret objecting so strongly to the wind farm they originally had planned."

'While fossil fuels are not renewable resources, the good news is greed and fear are.'

Cost of electricity...and wax.

Vladimir Putin's Weapon

"Welcome to the panel of wave and tidal experts."

Smart Arse Meter

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

'Well, I suppose this means we should invest more in solar!'

"I had a nightmare that oul and gas had become alternative energy sources."

"What happens if there's no wind?" "That's where the fan comes in."

Before and after Cap and Trade.

Electric Rate Hikers: ZZZZZT!

Price of crude oil rockets!

Natural gas.

"I think the sun is a great source of energy."

Using public relations to change perspective about the oil spill in the Gulf...

The problem with biofuel - it takes up too much space

'We came here because our planet ran out of fossil fuel.'

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

The Bush ethanol bandwagon.

"...and I can assure you that our price increases will be more competitive than those of other providers."

US energy consumption.

City Windfarms.

'Have you considered switching to another energy supplier?'