Renewable Energy Consultant Gifts

'I've worked out how to keep our solar panels generating electricity during winter.'

"Very good, John, but I asked you to design a new wind turbine."

Wind power for cars.

Solar Power.

Electricity from wind.

Don Quilowatte

"One day this green and pleasant land will be yours, covered in wind turbines!"

'The good news is, we're also rich in solar energy!'

Business revolution begins.

"They watch a lot more TV than we do."

"We installed the lights so the solar panels continue to work through the night."

"Green is the new black."

'This year I decided to put the forty acres in wind turbines.'

"Wind power - a blot on the landscape!"

'I told you that roof turbine salesman was too pushy.'

Fracking Express

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

Renewable energy use.

'More homes and wind turbines planned.'

Solar powered sundial

Solar Panels R US

'a fine mess you've got us into...'

Solar Panel

"I think our solar panels are drawing in too much energy. I just plugged in my hair dryer, and I swear the sun dimmed."

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

The Not-So Smart Meter

We're cutting the forest in half, so I'm going to need you to make the oxygen of two trees.