Energy Efficiency Consultant Gifts

'Yeah, there's a gentleman here who says he's come to caulk where others have been too afraid to caulk.'

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

'Office' block tightening it's belt

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

Maybe clean out your wallet

'Everyone in the company wears one, Yomp! It's what keeps us focused!'

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

Motivation to work

The Not-So Smart Meter

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

'The massive arrests have made the plans for downsizing much easier.'

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

Cat shoes: For those who are too busy to do their own walking.

Fuel bill gone through the roof

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

"I'm so efficient I can screw up two assignments in the time it takes most people to screw up just one."

'It's cheaper than gas.'

'We've cut and pasted your list into 84 arbitrary sub-lists. Well, our work here is done.'

Never tell the boss "You can count on me" during inventory.

...The computer says you can handle 20 more work

The paperless office sign covered in post-it notes

It come's to my attention that you have been doing the work of two men.

Nuclear generation of energy.

Solar Panel

"So, you want me to go all the way back to the kitchen just to get you a menu...? Couldn't I just give you a link to our, online menu?!"

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

City Windfarms.