Energy Surveyor Gifts

"Are we all ready for an energy survey by Con Ed?"

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

The Not-So Smart Meter

When Engineers Crack.

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

Fuel bill gone through the roof

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

Nuclear generation of energy.

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

City Windfarms.

"Bob wait, let's do the survey first! Sir, on a scale of 1, poor, to 10, excellent, how would you rate our chase today?"

"Neversource"

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

"Turns that out! - We're supposed to be saving energy!!"

Now if we can just figure out how to use this to power that.

'... and power outages on really hot days don't affect this baby one bit.'

US Energy Needs.

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...'

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'