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GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

The Not-So Smart Meter

Nuclear generation of energy.

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

"...simple, we topped the water cooler with energy drinks and productivity rocketed."

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

US Energy Needs.

"Turns that out! - We're supposed to be saving energy!!"

Now if we can just figure out how to use this to power that.

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'His 5 hour energy drink timed out. If only he had taken it 3 seconds later.'

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

"Here's the problem."

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."

Is this what they call inherent safety?

Critical Ethanol report

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

"Gas, is it the future?"

Where clean coal comes from.

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

"I brought in Ron to help us reach an untapped resource."

Nuclear energy.

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

'The Luftwaffe is unable to bomb London, mein Fuhrer. The east coast of England is littered with wind turbines!'

"Woo-hoo!"

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

"Whatsamatter? Did his batteries run down?"

'Finally - an alternative source of energy!'

"But is it renewable...."