Net-wielding Wizard Gifts

Fully decked out in his new skimmer-Boy Mike was able to skim the pool in just 60 seconds,

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

'I can beat my own drum but it'll be counting on your to toot my horn.'

Computer operator welding machine.

Tech support...can I help you!

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"Dad's at that awkward age when he knows just enough about computers to really screw 'em up!"

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

Go on! Pick a card.

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

Manual Labor.

'We're not interested in how you work with people, just computers.'

"Nothing beats work events to mingle, build relationships, and backstab fellow colleagues."

Spells. I love Wiccanpedia!

True Loves

"I don't know how to do fractions, but I do know how to build a computer that does them for me."

'Tech support says your anti-virus software did not catch the problem since it is not a virus. It's a bacterium.'

'You've got Chain Mail!'

computer trick with teapot and cup

"You fix computers, and I fix people. Judging by the shape you're in, my job will be a lot more challenging than yours."

"I'm inviting you to join my referral network, on Lynxedin."

'They don't get any more operator friendly than this one.'

"That's Bill, from tech support."

"I can tell much more about you if I read your Palm Pilot."

"Can't you just take surreptitious looks over my shoulder...like a normal person?"

Witch Online

"I got one of those new crystal ball fitness trackers-- it tells me all my future steps."

"I'm gettng a message from the Other Side ... buffering ... still buffering ..."

"I'm guessing with all that mold coming out of your computer, it's been awhile since you've added fresh content to your site."