Wire-walking Wizard Gifts

With his illustrious career in the circus over, Alfonzo the Great settled into a job with the New England Power Company.

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

WiFi Signals

'Technically, I was making fun of your writing ability.'

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

"Name your sources."

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

'He will observe your text now...'

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

"Tom's writing has been going really well! He's written over 200,000 words. Now he just needs to work out what order to put them in!"

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'

Computer operator welding machine.

Tech support...can I help you!

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

'With this organ transplant, you may find yourself doing a lot of thinking with your heart,'

"Reading social media, I almost miss grammar, spelling and punctuation"

'Yes, I'm very punctual. I always use commas and periods.'

You have 10 updates, 6 slow your PC down, 3 look very dodgy, 1 randomly changes all your PC settings!

'I think I set the security level, on my anti virus software, too high. Whenever I access anything it is automatically deleted.'

Progression of human writing, from chisled stone to computers until 2000 when the computer has blown up

'I told you this game had realistic graphics.'

Go on! Pick a card.

"Gnork invented the wheel, Shnorz invented the hand axe, and my genius paints lines and circles. . . what do you want to do with it? Maybe building something where you can look at cat pictures? Hahaha!"

System failure - calling for sysadmin...

C Day Lewis.

'My app just ate your widget.'

Error 202: The cursor has left the screen.

Manual Labor.

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

"So your successful fantasy novels are based on your own experiences....can you elaborate on that?"

'What's the use? Everyone has his own PC future-probability program these days.'

'Ah, here's your problem - all this spaghetti is real spaghetti.'