Wire-walking Wizard T-Shirts

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

WiFi Signals

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

'Technically, I was making fun of your writing ability.'

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

"Tom's writing has been going really well! He's written over 200,000 words. Now he just needs to work out what order to put them in!"

'He will observe your text now...'

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'

Computer operator welding machine.

Tech support...can I help you!

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

"Reading social media, I almost miss grammar, spelling and punctuation"

'Yes, I'm very punctual. I always use commas and periods.'

You have 10 updates, 6 slow your PC down, 3 look very dodgy, 1 randomly changes all your PC settings!

'I think I set the security level, on my anti virus software, too high. Whenever I access anything it is automatically deleted.'

Progression of human writing, from chisled stone to computers until 2000 when the computer has blown up

'I told you this game had realistic graphics.'

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

'My app just ate your widget.'

"So your successful fantasy novels are based on your own experiences....can you elaborate on that?"

Manual Labor.

Error 202: The cursor has left the screen.

Go on! Pick a card.

System failure - calling for sysadmin...

"Gnork invented the wheel, Shnorz invented the hand axe, and my genius paints lines and circles. . . what do you want to do with it? Maybe building something where you can look at cat pictures? Hahaha!"

'What's the use? Everyone has his own PC future-probability program these days.'

'Ah, here's your problem - all this spaghetti is real spaghetti.'

"Maybe it's just me, Stan, but I keep getting the nagging feeling that your company doesn't place a very high value on information technology."