Tech-savvy Walker T-Shirts

'Dogs are such simple creatures... they can just focus on their ball for hours, completely oblivious to the world around them...' 'Whazzat?'

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'She posted her first blog today.'

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

Coffee shop

"Who can we call?"

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

i-teddy

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

Pan Extension Chord

"Thank you for your e-mail. I will be out on a walk for the next twenty minutes and plan on barking remotely until my return."

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

'Somebody should tell our office manager that a motorized filing cabinet does not qualify as an electronic health record system.'

Computerized Dollhouse.

"Why didn't we think of that?"

"My next witness is his Google Assistant."

Tim's marketing solutions

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

"I dreamt I went to school without my phone!"

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

"There's nothing wrong with her. With e-mail, texting and tweeting, she just hasn't needed to learn to talk."

GPS, satellite dish, cell phone...nature awaits. All right, Pop. Nature awaits!

Modern camping