Telephone Wizard T-Shirts

'If you are using a touchtone phone, press one if you want to talk to a representative, then enter your credit card number...'

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

'Can our software do that?'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

Oymoticons

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"So, hw ws yr smmr?"

"The numbers don't lie . . . but we do."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

Man doing a search on a computer

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

Counting part time employees is the new math.

Why do you need so many computers?

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

'Marmaduke! What did you do?!!?'

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

Man feeding his computer money.

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"