Wire Walker Wannabe Gifts

'...Your high wire act isn't that impressive.'

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Modern camping

Hot Towel Web Service

Hang on, I need to find an outlet for my phone, computer and coffee maker. Caf

"It's not the walking — it's the waiting."

'This is the last time I fly economy!'

Walking on Water

"It's nice to know I've still got it."

'But Mum, I've got to practise if I want to join a circus when I grow up!'

No, Carl, I don't know of a cure for the hiccups.

'Dogs are such simple creatures... they can just focus on their ball for hours, completely oblivious to the world around them...' 'Whazzat?'

The stilt walkers union on strike

Tightrope Walker

"I could never go wireless."

'I think we found the cause of your modem lag.'

Neil Armstrong 1930-2012.

"I never realized how many wires and cords we used. And that's just from my office."

Fun and games with wires.

"I don't mind them sending me to my room, but then they shut down my wifi."

A Women Out For A Walk With Her Children.

'I started to do all my electrical work myself after I hired an electrician who was colorblind.'

Man with landline phone coming out of his head.

'We shouldn't have any trouble in keeping a balanced portfolio!'

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

They're using our @#$% slipstream again.

"Bless this mess: The beautifully tangled reasons you *still* wear wired headphones"

Walking a fine line of debt.

With his illustrious career in the circus over, Alfonzo the Great settled into a job with the New England Power Company.

'Darn! Restless Leg Syndrome!'

"Get the pliers yourself."

Electrician

"Don't you love it when you land on one and get that warm, tingly feeling in your toes?"

"If this tree is so great, why doesn't he pee on it."

Jesus: the childhood years.