Wire Walker Wannabe Mugs

'...Your high wire act isn't that impressive.'

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Modern camping

Hot Towel Web Service

"It's not the walking — it's the waiting."

Walking on Water

'This is the last time I fly economy!'

Tightrope Walker

The stilt walkers union on strike

'But Mum, I've got to practise if I want to join a circus when I grow up!'

'Dogs are such simple creatures... they can just focus on their ball for hours, completely oblivious to the world around them...' 'Whazzat?'

"It's nice to know I've still got it."

"I could never go wireless."

'I think we found the cause of your modem lag.'

"I never realized how many wires and cords we used. And that's just from my office."

Fun and games with wires.

Neil Armstrong 1930-2012.

"I don't mind them sending me to my room, but then they shut down my wifi."

A Women Out For A Walk With Her Children.

'I started to do all my electrical work myself after I hired an electrician who was colorblind.'

Man with landline phone coming out of his head.

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

'We shouldn't have any trouble in keeping a balanced portfolio!'

"Bless this mess: The beautifully tangled reasons you *still* wear wired headphones"

Walking a fine line of debt.

"Get the pliers yourself."

'Darn! Restless Leg Syndrome!'

"Don't you love it when you land on one and get that warm, tingly feeling in your toes?"

Electrician

"If this tree is so great, why doesn't he pee on it."

Jesus: the childhood years.

Jesus the original paddleboarder.