'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'
Wing Walker Wannabe Gifts
Looking for a unique gift for a wing walker enthusiast or a thrill-seeker who dreams of defying gravity? Our collection celebrates daring adventures with fun, creatively designed items that inspire confidence and boldness. Whether they’re just starting out or are already in the sky, these gifts add a fun twist to their adventurous spirit and give a nod to the thrill of flight and boundary-pushing stunts.
'This is the last time I fly economy!'
"How can you be out of wings?"
"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."
The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog
"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."
Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.
Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.
"He built his own airplane from a kit."
"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"
"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."
Bumble Bee
'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'
Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?
'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'
Fellow Sheep of the Ring
"It's Houston. They have a problem."
'Hey, 'Houdini', after you figure out how to levitate the cork ou tof the bottle, I can use your magic at the kitchen sink.'
Wendel enjoyed magic school but he was having a little trouble in his trickonometry class.
Lord of the Rings: Two Towels
Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.
'Welcome to the first support group for people who wish they were at Hogwarts.'
'You know, on second thought, we just might have an opening.'
Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier
"Of course you can't replicate my experiments. That's the beauty of them."
Walking on Water
"These LARPERS are a bit more subtle and reality-based."
Angel in heaven walking a dog that is peeing off of a cloud
'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'
EXPELLI-ANUS!
'OK, who wants to be a hero?'
"Let me just correct some fake news from July 20, 1969. Neil Armstrong got cold feet, so it was me who first stepped onto the moon's surface! After planting the flag I waited patiently for Neil, who finally emerged...As for Buzz Aldrin, I can't remember h
"It could be worse. He could be out chasing you know what."
Lost your helmets during the battle, huh? Who's laughing now?
'Just back from holiday - go anywhere nice?'
Wing Walker Wannabe Gifts Collection
Wing Walker Wannabe Mugs
Explore our collection of inspiring mugs perfect for wing walker wannabes who love to start their day with a dash of daring spirit.
Wing Walker Wannabe Pillows
Discover cozy pillows that inspire and celebrate the daring dreams of wing walkers and adventure lovers.
Wing Walker Wannabe Prints
Find captivating prints that capture the excitement and boldness of wing walking for your home or office decor.
Wing Walker Wannabe T-Shirts
Check out our bold t-shirts that showcase the adventurous side of wing walker enthusiasts and thrill-seekers alike.