Wing Walker Wannabe Pillows

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

'This is the last time I fly economy!'

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

Bumble Bee

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

'Hey, 'Houdini', after you figure out how to levitate the cork ou tof the bottle, I can use your magic at the kitchen sink.'

Wendel enjoyed magic school but he was having a little trouble in his trickonometry class.

Lord of the Rings: Two Towels

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.

'Welcome to the first support group for people who wish they were at Hogwarts.'

'You know, on second thought, we just might have an opening.'

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

"Of course you can't replicate my experiments. That's the beauty of them."

Walking on Water

"These LARPERS are a bit more subtle and reality-based."

Angel in heaven walking a dog that is peeing off of a cloud

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

EXPELLI-ANUS!

'OK, who wants to be a hero?'

"Let me just correct some fake news from July 20, 1969. Neil Armstrong got cold feet, so it was me who first stepped onto the moon's surface! After planting the flag I waited patiently for Neil, who finally emerged...As for Buzz Aldrin, I can't remember h

"It could be worse. He could be out chasing you know what."

Lost your helmets during the battle, huh? Who's laughing now?

'Just back from holiday - go anywhere nice?'