Wing Walker Wannabe Pillows

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

'This is the last time I fly economy!'

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

Bumble Bee

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

'Hey, 'Houdini', after you figure out how to levitate the cork ou tof the bottle, I can use your magic at the kitchen sink.'

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

Wendel enjoyed magic school but he was having a little trouble in his trickonometry class.

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.

'You know, on second thought, we just might have an opening.'

"These LARPERS are a bit more subtle and reality-based."

Walking on Water

"Of course you can't replicate my experiments. That's the beauty of them."

Angel in heaven walking a dog that is peeing off of a cloud

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

EXPELLI-ANUS!

"It could be worse. He could be out chasing you know what."

"Don't you DARE float your head when I'm speaking to you!"

'Oh, oh - it's tomorrow.'

'Just back from holiday - go anywhere nice?'