Faithful Net Surfers Gifts

"Our father who art at www.heaven.com..."

'Not that net!'

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

Trick or Tweet

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

'I love to see you all so busy!'

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

Cyber Dream

'If I got the job as a sales manager here at Zenadine, I would probably straggle in around 10, then surf the Net for a while, do a crossword...'

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

'I'm afraid Mr. Caldwell doesn't want to see you now. However, you're free to visit his web site.'

Tell me about your history. What are your interests? What kind of places do you visit? Are you careful? House of Java.net Cybercafe. You know what I mean: Are you the type that gets around? Your computer seems chaste. You may use it to send me an email. My laptop is virus-free. Freak.

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

"We lose more productivity to viral internet memes than we do to actual viruses."

Robotics Inc. We have performance evaluations today, so be sure to clear your browser history.

Jimi Hendrix Website - PLEASE LEAVE FEEDBACK

Well, whenever I lose MY sense of identity, I Google myself.

'Enough EBAY already!'

"What is it about the firm's global presence that most appealed to you?"

I can't decide if I want my blog to be G-rated or X-rated. On the one hand, "blog" is just a four-letter word. But on the other hand, cleanliness is next to blogginess. ?

Messing around on the internet when the boss thinks you're hard at work.

'It's a gadget for buying gadgets over the net.'

'Website still under construction'

Hey, wow, Trevor's found a way to trainspot on the internet.

"Why is it always cookies and never crackers?"

"Not just Sundays, I think it's a sin for you to play any day!"

Baby on Surfboard with sign 'Baby on Board'.

Surfin' Ahab.

How do they know me so well?

Whenever I'm feeling lonely, I just turn off my ad blocker.

'Gerry's downloading a personality.'