Faithful Net Surfers Pillows

"Our father who art at www.heaven.com..."

'Not that net!'

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

Trick or Tweet

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

'I love to see you all so busy!'

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

Cyber Dream

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

'I'm afraid Mr. Caldwell doesn't want to see you now. However, you're free to visit his web site.'

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

"We lose more productivity to viral internet memes than we do to actual viruses."

'Enough EBAY already!'

"What is it about the firm's global presence that most appealed to you?"

Messing around on the internet when the boss thinks you're hard at work.

'It's a gadget for buying gadgets over the net.'

'Website still under construction'

Hey, wow, Trevor's found a way to trainspot on the internet.

"Why is it always cookies and never crackers?"

Baby on Surfboard with sign 'Baby on Board'.

"Not just Sundays, I think it's a sin for you to play any day!"

Surfin' Ahab.

How do they know me so well?

'Gerry's downloading a personality.'

'Thou shalt worship the one true God, although at this moment, I'm obliged to point out that other Gods are available...'