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Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

How to spot the infrequent Mass attendees.

How's my sermon. . .

'Even More Disciples'

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

Jesus breaks the bread.

'What do you call money that slides off the collection plate?'

Pop up begger.

"Our father who art at www.heaven.com..."

Cross Umbrella

'Fathers Day.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

Preaching from the New Western Consumerist Version of the Bible.

Whenever I'm feeling lonely, I just turn off my ad blocker.

Jesus Seals the Hick...

Finally. A home exercise system that really is a clothes rack!

Cheesus

"My children, Pastor. This is 'Forgive' and this is 'Forget'."

'Well of course I believed, but I never really thought it was true.'

"Finished feeding the 5000. What do you want to do with the left over fish?"

Computer clown.

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'Does 'Amen' mean 'Send'?'

"Hello! Go ahead, Syracuse, New York."

"Things have been pretty quiet around here since folks started worshipping online."

"… open the doors, and see all the people."

'Click on the icon.'

"They're making my web-page into a movie!"

'And God created man in his own image.'

'It's 3 a.m. Put the bloody mouse down and come to bed.'

Computer screen says 'Have you been naughty/nice?' Santa says to elf: 'The kids send very few letters since you set up that website.'

'Could you straighten my little brother out? -- he has the Trinity mixed up with the Three Stooges.'