Faithful Googler Pillows

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!"

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

Do you ever wonder if there's really a higher power? What do you mean? Is there an all-knowing being that keeps track of you? That always knows where you are

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

Monk and Bible and Devil Page Marker

SERMONS 'R' US - everything for the clergy.

"I'm saving you with this booklet about the Kingdom of Heaven."

Follow God On Twitter

"But, Mom, how can it be a vacation when you're taking me to school?"

'Pop-up Bible.'

"My Son, of course there were only one set of footprints in the sand. I've got a hoverboard."

'Remember you are dust bunny and to dust bunny you shall return.'

TV and man

'English?...do...you...speak...ENGLISH?'

'You see, son, we are all made in His Image.'

"Bible studies class? We're still writing it."

'Our health plan consists of an hour of free web time to self-diagnose.'

'I'm sorry but you obviously don't believe in God because you didn't forward the religious emails to 10 or more people in your address book.'

Religious man watching religious TV

Angel hitchhiker has sign: 'Bible Belt'

"For this I went to seminary."

Jesus Fish

A blessing in disguise.

Church Steeple Rocket

church

Vicar carrying a games console called a 'PrayStation 3'.

Welcome Student Ministers: 'I hardly slept last night, with all the Bible thumping!'

'We're looking for missionaries to cover the golf courses and shopping malls.'

'So, read any good book lately?'

Dial-A-Prayer and Dial-A-Mantra

'Does 'Amen' mean 'Send'?'