Faithful Netizens Gifts

'He googles you. That's how God knows everything about you.'

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

"We missed you at church Sunday."

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

How James and John became known as "Sons of Thunder".

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

Follow God On Twitter

'For your penance, download five 'Hail marys' and ten 'Our fathers'.'

Interfaith dialogue

"Our father who art at www.heaven.com..."

'Oh, oh! They're going to give it to us with both barrels!'

'To everything there is a season; a time to cut, and a time to paste...'

Priest's computer screen reads: 'e-confession. Please type 10 Hail Marys ... and no cut'n'paste ...'

Testing the water temperature in the font.

"Not just Sundays, I think it's a sin for you to play any day!"

Persons of Faith

"Awkward!"

"And a source said let there be light."

"Don't worry, sweetie... Daddy is just adjusting the television...Mr. Maher is all in favor of people being exposed to channels like HBO."

Church Sign Asks If You Are Prepared for Digital Conversion.

'For more details or to comment, please visit my faithbook page.'

Buster got religion in the pound and now works with other bad dogs.

"We have a new app that does sin to atonement conversion."

"J is the reason for the season."

Vicar carrying a games console called a 'PrayStation 3'.

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Jesus Saves

'Does 'Amen' mean 'Send'?'

'Number 1 on my fave 5 is Dial-A-Prayer.'

"Say, Coach. . . since we always get beat by 40 points or more, it might make more sense to hold our moment of prayer before the game, not after."

'I had to have my pacemaker readjusted since I asked Jesus into my heart.'