Faithful Netizens Gifts

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

"We missed you at church Sunday."

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

Follow God On Twitter

'For your penance, download five 'Hail marys' and ten 'Our fathers'.'

"Our father who art at www.heaven.com..."

Interfaith dialogue

'To everything there is a season; a time to cut, and a time to paste...'

'Oh, oh! They're going to give it to us with both barrels!'

Testing the water temperature in the font.

Priest's computer screen reads: 'e-confession. Please type 10 Hail Marys ... and no cut'n'paste ...'

Church Sign Asks If You Are Prepared for Digital Conversion.

"And a source said let there be light."

Buster got religion in the pound and now works with other bad dogs.

"Not just Sundays, I think it's a sin for you to play any day!"

Persons of Faith

'For more details or to comment, please visit my faithbook page.'

"We have a new app that does sin to atonement conversion."

Vicar carrying a games console called a 'PrayStation 3'.

Jesus Saves

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'Does 'Amen' mean 'Send'?'

'Number 1 on my fave 5 is Dial-A-Prayer.'

Church window shaped computer monitor.,

"Say, Coach. . . since we always get beat by 40 points or more, it might make more sense to hold our moment of prayer before the game, not after."

'I had to have my pacemaker readjusted since I asked Jesus into my heart.'