Rustic Web Surfer Gifts

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

Trick or Tweet

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

'I love to see you all so busy!'

'I told you not to look up your ailments on the internet' - computer screen reads 'You have 3 days to live',

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

Cyber Dream

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

'It's too late! Bob's brain has been sucked out by the internet!'

Pop up begger.

"You've got web feet"

"We lose more productivity to viral internet memes than we do to actual viruses."

The Wiki Man.

Jimi Hendrix Website - PLEASE LEAVE FEEDBACK

Tell me about your history. What are your interests? What kind of places do you visit? Are you careful? House of Java.net Cybercafe. You know what I mean: Are you the type that gets around? Your computer seems chaste. You may use it to send me an email. My laptop is virus-free. Freak.

Robotics Inc. We have performance evaluations today, so be sure to clear your browser history.

Well, whenever I lose MY sense of identity, I Google myself.

"I can't log-on. Some-one disabled cookies."

Connected to the world

Messing around on the internet when the boss thinks you're hard at work.

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

"And how do expect to pay for this, Mr Morton?"

'Website still under construction'

"Can you surf the net - I'd like a second opinion."

Hey, wow, Trevor's found a way to trainspot on the internet.

"Why is it always cookies and never crackers?"

'I'd like to have my name legally changed to 'Dot Com.''

How do they know me so well?

Grandparents with their grandchild

101 uses of a dead cat: surf board.