Whimsical Web Surfer Gifts

Computer clown.

Spring Training

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

'I told you not to look up your ailments on the internet' - computer screen reads 'You have 3 days to live',

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

'It's too late! Bob's brain has been sucked out by the internet!'

Pop up begger.

'He's already surfing without nappies!'

"You've got web feet"

"Swallow the ball and stick the club up your a**e."

"I can't log-on. Some-one disabled cookies."

Connected to the world

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

"Can you surf the net - I'd like a second opinion."

'I'd like to have my name legally changed to 'Dot Com.''

Sometimes, when she was bored at work, she would graze around the internet.

Finally. A home exercise system that really is a clothes rack!

No Money

'Have any of you guys seen a crap magician with a magic top hat?'

"We come out and serenade all first time web users."

"I don't think he's wearing that snorkel because he wants to swim with us. Especially, since it's lunch time."

Fish king swimming around his bowl!

Business man surfing computers

Since the company switched to transparent glass partitions, I'm suffering from web surfing withdrawal.'

Like every Tuesday, Dirk spends the evening working on his biography on Wikipedia.

Instant Message from your wife: Your Dinner's getting cold!

Monster in the sea.

"I've navigated this whole galaxy, but I can't navigate this website."

Franken-Cat

"They're making my web-page into a movie!"