Angelic Internet Surfer Gifts

"You mean to say, you don't even have broadband?"

Trick or Tweet

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

'I love to see you all so busy!'

'I told you not to look up your ailments on the internet' - computer screen reads 'You have 3 days to live',

Cyber Dream

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

"We lose more productivity to viral internet memes than we do to actual viruses."

Jimi Hendrix Website - PLEASE LEAVE FEEDBACK

'Telling me He works in mysterious ways!'

Pop up begger.

Robotics Inc. We have performance evaluations today, so be sure to clear your browser history.

Tell me about your history. What are your interests? What kind of places do you visit? Are you careful? House of Java.net Cybercafe. You know what I mean: Are you the type that gets around? Your computer seems chaste. You may use it to send me an email. My laptop is virus-free. Freak.

Well, whenever I lose MY sense of identity, I Google myself.

Messing around on the internet when the boss thinks you're hard at work.

Priest's computer screen reads: 'e-confession. Please type 10 Hail Marys ... and no cut'n'paste ...'

Gracebook.

'Website still under construction'

Hey, wow, Trevor's found a way to trainspot on the internet.

"Why is it always cookies and never crackers?"

How do they know me so well?

'We don't know HOW to surf - Can't you part the sea or something?'

Finally. A home exercise system that really is a clothes rack!

'Gerry's downloading a personality.'

'Oh, sure-- we're immortal SO FAR.'

abduction online.com

The TV asks a man on a computer: 'Don't you love ME anymore?'

"I suppose a lot of people do their worshipping online these days."

"I hate this damn thing!"

Let's go, young man. Off to the mall! We're off to the mall. I thought we'd hit the big box retailers, then the food court, and finish off with a bookstore. Wait. When you said we were going shopping, I thought you meant we'd surf the net, check Amazon, read product reviews … No, no, soft internet shopper. This is actual shopping at a physical mall, cut-throat old-lady style. Is that a pith helmet?

'Our server is so slow I'm going to call him 'Dial-Up'.'