Festive Internet Surfer Gifts

Computer screen says 'Have you been naughty/nice?' Santa says to elf: 'The kids send very few letters since you set up that website.'

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

Father Christmas uses laptop on roof. Man says: 'I think someone is stealing our wi-fi.'

'I told you not to look up your ailments on the internet' - computer screen reads 'You have 3 days to live',

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

Santa Claus writes a 'Yule Blog'.

The Devil's advocaat.

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

"When is it my turn?"

Happy Holidays. Egg Nog. Put a head on that eggnog. That would make it an "egg-noggin"!

"I told the carol singers where to go in no uncertain terms, so that's saved us some money!"

Finally. A home exercise system that really is a clothes rack!

Santa playing golf.

Santa's elevator

'You sure you've done this before?'

"No, I'm not here to tell you you're off my naughty list for hacking. I just need to borrow your phone charger."

"...Won't be a minute darling, I'm just downloading Christmas."

Computer clown.

Tetanus Jab

'You would think that he would have come up with a wireless solution for Rudolph's nose by now!'

"Excuse me, but will you be long?"

'That reminds me, we need more bandwidth.'

Rudolph vents. . . .

'It's 3 a.m. Put the bloody mouse down and come to bed.'

"We all have our own Christmas spirit. Mine's bourbon."

The AdRams Family no.34 - E-mailing list to santa

Computer is set up to 'Chat with Santa' for children waiting in line.

"Hey look! It's one of those coloured balls we use to play in the snow."

Celebrating Whatever - Celebration with blank modifiable banners.

'Oh, you kids must be looking for computerland...through the door to your left.'

"Life was a lot easier before the 'Internet of Things'."

"I can't believe it's that time of year already."

Santa tweet

"Sorry Rudolph, I got some new LED lights..."