Internet Surfers Mugs

'Look, he likes the same things I do. Eating, sleeping, knocking things off tables...'

"Not now, I'm reading about social media addiction."

'I don't mind taling during sex, but must you chat on-line?'

'The Easter Bunny is getting more hits on his website than mine!'

'Gerald likes to keep his mind active with a spot of cyber bullying.'

'How do you block the kids from objectionable internet content? I found a bookmark called,'DriveYourParentsInsane'.'

'I'm thinking of changing my Broadband Provider. And my Miliband Provider.'

"Yeah sure, I can erase all the silly videos of you that your master has posted on the internet. It's my most popular service..."

"We find that we have to put this on all public consultation websites ..."

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

"Wait, the ventilator...does it have wi-fi?"

Online form - Submit.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'Not that net!'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Evolution.

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

Dad Trophies

Trick or Tweet

"You've got computer-breath."

Man doing a search on a computer

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

Travelogue

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."