Internet Surfer T-Shirts

'Have you tried Googling that?'

'For the last time- will you please remove the parental lock!'

Well, whenever I lose MY sense of identity, I Google myself.

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

Looking at mobile - "It's connected to the internet.. I can even get the weather forecast."

'Website still under construction'

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

'I love to see you all so busy!'

'Gerry's downloading a personality.'

Hey, wow, Trevor's found a way to trainspot on the internet.

Your hands are cold.

Spider invites fly to visit website.

"Why is it always cookies and never crackers?"

'It's 3 a.m. Put the bloody mouse down and come to bed.'

"All of our friends have high speed internet. Why do we still have Croco-Dial-Up service?"

Cyber Dream

"Tell me that inspiring story about finding stuff on the web...the Little Search Engine That Could."

"We lose more productivity to viral internet memes than we do to actual viruses."

Computer filth.

"Changing your Facebook profile does not count as exercise!"

Cosmic!

Jimi Hendrix Website - PLEASE LEAVE FEEDBACK

WIFI connections

"I'll never forget 2004. It was the year I stopped going to the mall and started accruing all my debt online."

"The cable's out, do you get channel 6?"

Page 3 web site.

'The computer's frozen again.'

How do they know me so well?

High speed internet

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

Robotics Inc. We have performance evaluations today, so be sure to clear your browser history.

Tell me about your history. What are your interests? What kind of places do you visit? Are you careful? House of Java.net Cybercafe. You know what I mean: Are you the type that gets around? Your computer seems chaste. You may use it to send me an email. My laptop is virus-free. Freak.

Hmm, try nut000002. Password already taken. Try again: nut000001.

Let's go, young man. Off to the mall! We're off to the mall. I thought we'd hit the big box retailers, then the food court, and finish off with a bookstore. Wait. When you said we were going shopping, I thought you meant we'd surf the net, check Amazon, read product reviews … No, no, soft internet shopper. This is actual shopping at a physical mall, cut-throat old-lady style. Is that a pith helmet?