Cyber Surfer T-Shirts

"Don't listen to him. You shouldn't be visiting sites like that."

'Keeping up with technology is a full-time job.'

Surfin' the web.

Websiteless -- please help.

Internet Surfer

Surf and turf

'Hey buddy, why don't you get a life? Hahaha.'

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

'Not that net!'

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

TV-Man

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

Trick or Tweet

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

'Now ask yourself Gerald, do we really need ALL these channels?'

How I met your mother

'I love to see you all so busy!'

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

Crop duster wanted.

'I told you not to look up your ailments on the internet' - computer screen reads 'You have 3 days to live',

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

Remote control wars.

"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip