Social Media Sailor T-Shirts

No caption. (On a pirate ship various flags fly, including flags with a skull and crossbones and other banners showing logos from various social media sites. On the boat deck below, a pirate is looking at his cell phone).

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

S.S.dot.com

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

Drunken singers in a public house

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

real enjoyment

Soho walking society

'Because I don't want you to be part of the decision - making process, that's why!'

Facebook/Meta

"Too long at sea, I'm afraid."

"I didn’t need to tie his hands—I just entered it into his GPS. In three feet, the destination is below you."

Titanic 2024: "Nope, no icebergs left."

'I think I caught one of those fish showing on the graph.'

"You may join the crew, Sir, but first you must promise never to write a book about us."

Sailor's pipe is a ship's funnel.

Hydrofoil wing boat.

GREENLAND

UFO Romance

'I wanted to see which would run out first...battery power or idiots.'

WiFi on deserted island

Sea song.

Now on Facebook.

Fake news on social media

'What type of line are you using?'

Desert island sand pit with a little boy stranded.

'I just wish I'd learned how to tweet Italian before we came.'

'O.K. let's see, it's a book, a film, it's two words...Could it be Robinson Crusoe again Graham?'

'If they sing row, row, row your boat one more time, I'm jumping ship!'

'Sailing, it's a sport that doesn't float my boat.'

"Sorry about your boat. Who do I see about personal injury compensation?"

Row to Row

'He's got it made, Derek - I know men who'd pay good money to get trampled on all over like that!'