Sustainable Sailor T-Shirts

"One of the best hybrids on the market."

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

Tree Funeral

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

"You want organic, we'll make it organic."

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

The UN Forest. . . after its latest 3000 page climate report is released.

'Surely the most environment-friendly holiday is staying at home.'

"I don't use straws anymore. Straws are bad for the environment."

Three Wise Men on one camel. One says: 'We've decided to set an example by camel sharing.'

"Only one problem: wind resistance."

"If cars are to go all electric by 2035 we have to make a few compromises."

Sailor's pipe is a ship's funnel.

'Pillage and plunder, yes...but don't harm the environment.'

"It's powered by clean hydroelectricity from Norwegian fjords and built from 100% recycled shopping bags. We call it the Smugmobile!"

Hydrofoil wing boat.

'Yes we are observing the swordfish boycott, but we brought in special herring with nose jobs.'

'What makes you think I'd buy this? Do I look environmentally challenged?'

'Happy birthday, dear -- it's a carbon offset!'

'The general says, I'm not only expendable, but also biodegradable.'

Carbon-Friendly Christmas Tree

Stop before it's to late - the future of the planet affected by human activity.

Wind Farm Association birthday cake with windmill candles

In the wake of tourism...

'Some PCB' - 'Little PCB' - 'No PCB'.

'What type of line are you using?'

Congestion of the Electric Car

"I know that the industy has a responsibility to challenge climate change. . ."