Digital Golf Pro Pillows

"I'm going to bed, I have an early tee time tomorrow."

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

"His first word was 'Dotcom'."

Golf lessons

'Not that slowly back...'

Golfer wears 'How's my driving?' t-shirt.

S.S.dot.com

Fishing and new technologies

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

'Our gymnasium is being repaired so we played sports games on our computers.'

'Don't move.'

'I wonder why my master never makes it into the Master's Tournament?'

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

Clock Face Golf Set

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

'Sorry, Dad. My offensive lineman says I don't have to go to bed yet.'

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

'Bob will have to call you back. He's fishing an online lake at the moment.'

'On this hole you don't drive, just putt.'

"Now might be a good time to talk about your grip."

'I'd like you to meet our new programs director.'

"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"

"Duh!"

'Great putt. Lucky I hit the pin.'

"It's a special golf bag for beginners - It has a built-in GPS."

'Now, Perkins, hit my ball straight down the fairway for about 300 yards.'

"Oh, I'm okay. This is just my resting zoom face."

'So if it goes to the right it's a slice, to the left it's a hook...and down the center.'

"He,he!. . . Some guy on the ninth hole is going crazy looking for this!"

"Wider."

"A preliminary census report indicates that for the first time in our nation's history female anthropologists out-number male professional golfers."