Digital Apps Pillows

'zzz sleep.'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

The Computer Bore

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

'There's nothing on.'

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

Barcode Dreams

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"Sorry, Foster, but I'm letting you go. I just downloaded the 'Scapegoat' app."

Music downloads

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

'Read any good Apps lately?'

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

All the apps hidden within a phone

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

'Normally, this project would require weeks of research and verification...but luckily there's an app for it.'

God's Phone

"You need the toilet. . . hang on I think I've got an app for that."

'We don't have a cure for your ailment but there is an appropriate app available.'