Digital Applications Pillows

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

"My email is down... talk to me."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

The Computer Bore

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

Right click for yes...

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"You know, there are other emojis."

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

Text Culture

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

Barcode Dreams

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

Obsession with the Internet.

WiFi Signals

"Isn't there an app for this?"

Music downloads

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

"Now you can send it."