Digital Applications Pillows

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

"My email is down... talk to me."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

The Computer Bore

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

Right click for yes...

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"You know, there are other emojis."

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

Text Culture

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

Barcode Dreams

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

Bird Tweet.

Obsession with the Internet.

WiFi Signals

"Isn't there an app for this?"

The Modern Novel.

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

"Now you can send it."