Digital Solutions Pillows

"It would be faster for you to do this online."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

Let's get organized

The Computer Bore

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

Wikipedia...

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

Technology and literature

S.S.dot.com

"Wow, these e-readers take forever to burn..."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

"Honey, what's the weather like outside?" "Hold on, let me check..."

Book Worm

Zoom Wedding

Modern Childhood

Folding Container.

After the summer holidays

A bull which has seen red.

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

"I hate people using the cloud."

"Santa said to stop making toys. From here on out we'll be making computers and phones. Does anyone know anything about technology?"

"I worked on an early version of the Cloud. I call it the Fog because it never got off the ground."

"What do you mean I have to be more active? Today I visited websites on swimming, biking and climbing."