Digital Sentinel Pillows

"So many social security numbers, so little time..."

Hate Platforms

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

Moses on the web

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

Wikipedia...

God's Phone

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"I have an app for that."

S.S.dot.com

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"I think earth's antivirus software expired."

'We have some facts about you that you don't remember, some that you thought were really secret, and some that never even happened.'

"If we could all turn to page 387, turn off your iPods and repeat after me?"

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

Follow God On Twitter

The password: "C'mon everybody try to remember!"

Facebook/Cambridge Analytica Scandal

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

'For your penance, download five 'Hail marys' and ten 'Our fathers'.'

"The meaning of life! Have you tried Googling it?"

'I suspected hackers when it accepted all the student scholarship applications.'

'Have you been giving them too many tweets again?'

'...and we used to grumble about not understanding archaic church language!'

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

"You've done it - you've come up with the perfect password."

"We're testing a new virtual reality praise & worship system for the satellite campus."

"I think Baxter needs a break."

'I have your MRI results. Half your brain is clogged with passwords and the other half is clogged with user names.'

"Sure I remember you. I'm terrible with faces but I never forget a username, pin or password."

'Mom's always telling me to look both ways, don't talk to strangers, and change my passwords.'