Screen Sentinel Pillows

"They'e bred to stare all day."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

TV-Man

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

Time Out For Teddy

'John is watching the game under protest.'

The new global mantra flag for the future

"I'm so overloaded with emails, just one monitor wasn't enough to handle them all."

'Eddy! Can you check that recall list on the toy website again to see if this swing is included?'

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

The Plasmas.

Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban

"The blender just texted—we forgot to turn off the stove."

You are Here. We know where you've been.

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

Facebook/Cambridge Analytica Scandal

"God, I love this show!"

'Throw it out. . . we never use it, unless you can think of someone that might need it.'

Computer spying.

"You've done it - you've come up with the perfect password."

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

'When did we lose our targeted audience status?'

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

Lighthouse

"Sorry to interrupt, I just wanted to say how much I hate your dress."

To insure Rodney's safe websurfing, Thelma sets her own parental controls.

"So exactly when did your interest in health and safety start?"

Mind control

Sinking Oil Tanker

"Cool game!"

'I asked you to spread GRIT on our icy path...'

"I know you're territorial, but you can't growl when someone uses your stapler."

People crossing the street while texting use white canes.