Stationery Sentinel Pillows

"I know you're territorial, but you can't growl when someone uses your stapler."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'C'mon get it straight.'

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

The Pencil and Sharpener

Stationery Shop

"Hold on a second, Bob. I'm putting you on a stickie."

"You're fired, Withron. I got a terrific deal on a handful of ballpoints."

Man with post it note

Dip Pen

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

'So! -- You're the one who's been stealing the office supplies!'

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

"Pencil eraser."

Company Ink.

ENNUI...(smiley face).

Empty landscape containing food and stationery.

"You've done it - you've come up with the perfect password."

"I'm the ghost of your future retirement."

Striking Oil.

"Is it my imagination, or does our use of correction fluid increase as people's teeth get whiter?"

"That happens sometimes, when people borrow my pen and leave the cap off"