Stationery Sentinel Mugs

"I know you're territorial, but you can't growl when someone uses your stapler."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'C'mon get it straight.'

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

Stationery Shop

"Hold on a second, Bob. I'm putting you on a stickie."

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

The Pencil and Sharpener

"You're fired, Withron. I got a terrific deal on a handful of ballpoints."

"He thinks he never makes mistakes."

Man with post it note

Biro Diversity

Dip Pen

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

"Pencil eraser."

Company Ink.

"It has come to my attention that yous needs some protection."

'So! -- You're the one who's been stealing the office supplies!'

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

"I don't think my parents have a lot of confidence in me."

"I'm the ghost of your future retirement."

"You've done it - you've come up with the perfect password."

Empty landscape containing food and stationery.

ENNUI...(smiley face).

"It's PENCILvania!!!"

Striking Oil.

"Is it my imagination, or does our use of correction fluid increase as people's teeth get whiter?"