Digital Assets Pillows

"It's not empty, stupid! You're looking at 3 million in Bitcoin!"

"I just realized what our problem is - we're fungible."

"One day this will all be yours, Dad"

"And I leave all my digital data to. . ."

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'There's nothing on.'

Barcode Dreams

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

Wikipedia...

"You are still here."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

Zoom Wedding

This is Pandora, our new Content Manager.

'I don't believe in hoarding cash and gold Dad: I invest in shares online...'

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

'zzz sleep.'

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

"I can't wait to post this."

What passes today for 'nose in a book'.

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

"I'll be answering that question and many more in next week's webinar."

'Careful with this next patient. He's not very litigious but he is a prolific online reviewer.'

"I can tell much more about you if I read your Palm Pilot."

"Did you ever wonder who's really raising our kids?"

'Dad, how old were you when you started noticing HD?'

"Now that you have eaten from the tree of information technology..."

"It's boilerplate marriage vows with a pre-nup rider. Just hit the 'agree' button."

A businessman suffering from data overload.