Digital Assets Pillows

"It's not empty, stupid! You're looking at 3 million in Bitcoin!"

"I just realized what our problem is - we're fungible."

"One day this will all be yours, Dad"

"And I leave all my digital data to. . ."

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'There's nothing on.'

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

Barcode Dreams

"You are still here."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

Wikipedia...

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"We do have on item the internet hasn't already beaten into the ground, ad nauseam."

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

Zoom Wedding

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

This is Pandora, our new Content Manager.

'I don't believe in hoarding cash and gold Dad: I invest in shares online...'

I started my own Youtube channel. What's it about? Well, there are already too many stupid-stunt-and-prank channels, and too many holier-than-thou-independent-news-analysis channels. But get this: There were absolutely zero holier-than-thou-stupid-stunt-and-prank-analysis channels. Probably a reason for that. My first hard-hitting post reveals how the inauthenticity of the "Mario Kart" prank is driving away Millennials.

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Jackson Pollock's 'Computer Splatter.'

'zzz sleep.'

"The meaning of life! Have you tried Googling it?"

"Harold died happy knowing he gained a certain immortality through social media."

"I can't wait to post this."

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

What passes today for 'nose in a book'.

"I'll be answering that question and many more in next week's webinar."

'Careful with this next patient. He's not very litigious but he is a prolific online reviewer.'

"I can tell much more about you if I read your Palm Pilot."

"Did you ever wonder who's really raising our kids?"