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"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

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'The golden eggs are great... but I need you to lay a golden parachute.'

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

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"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

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'I don't believe in hoarding cash and gold Dad: I invest in shares online...'

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

"Oh, just sitting back and letting algorithms do all the stock trading."

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"Our problem is we upgraded everything in the new version except the hype."

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

"Someone posted a picture of you working in the yard, so I knew right away it had to be a deepfake."

'I've finally achieved a paperless office.'

'And another confusing thing, they give you a ‘textbook,' but it has nothing to do with texting.'

"I just realized what our problem is - we're fungible."

'You call it a beer belly, I prefer to think of it as a lump sum settlement of liquid assets.'

'Sorry, but this job is in a paperless office.'

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"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."